- dumped an entire bag of sugar on the coffee table (now we have ants)
- put dog food down the air vent
- took all the clothes out of his drawers
- emptied his toy chest
- hit me with his rubber snake at least a million times (I finally took it away)
- took an apple juice container out of the trash and dumped the remaining contents on the living room floor. (now we have even more ants)
- used eggs to play fetch with the dog
I'm sure there is more I haven't discovered yet...I'm exhausted can someone read me a book and tuck me in tonight? And the best part of all Greg is working late tonight so it's just me.